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Corp Demotivational Poster

UNITED STATES MARINE CORPS FA-18 FIGHTER - Awesome has a new flavor.

TAGS: united states marine corps fighter jet awesome flavor
Rating: 4.32/5

More motifakes by todd snyder

Zed - November 23, 2009, 6:31 pm
5 lions, Todd, 5 lions.
Ed-Hyde - November 23, 2009, 2:05 pm
EPIC!!! Forwarding this to all hands at the air station.

THE CORPORATE LADDER - Don’t worry you’ll get your promotion soon enough.

TAGS: corporate ladder
Rating: 4.37/5

More motifakes by TWOEDGE

TheDarkLeviathan - November 17, 2011, 9:14 am
Don't talk about that stupid movie.
timothep - November 17, 2011, 4:45 am
Human Centipede


TAGS: corpsman navy soldier hero
Rating: 4.59/5

More motifakes by MPsniper

raiben - October 18, 2010, 7:25 pm
Good job, i know the job too well, its mine.


TAGS: guy fawkes starbucks corporate
Rating: 3.38/5

More motifakes by semaj

kokonut19 - December 18, 2011, 12:50 am
All i see are a bunch of teenage tools.
Derek - August 11, 2009, 1:52 am
So you're saying corporate types don't drink frappaccinos?
Alex - August 3, 2009, 3:10 am
Hurts your message, helps your thirst. It depends which way you look at it.

MARINE CORPS - The few - The Proud - The Marines

TAGS: marine corps
Rating: 2.22/5

More motifakes by David

spider7 - January 2, 2013, 3:35 pm
And to all the nerds disrespecting Marines. You would never dare to do that in public , or you would be in the hospital with a broken face.
spider7 - January 2, 2013, 3:33 pm
It's actually funny that some Marines would get all worked up about this picture. I thought as a Marine you were taught self control , you know.. Learning to stay calm under pressure. You are all acting like h**heads , and making yourselves look bad.
coldinjected - January 10, 2011, 11:46 am
Wow, let's play a game. "How offended can you be from a poster with a side note tossed randomly across the vast internet." Seriously? If you don't like it. 1L. Then move on. Let's tone down the clawing and eye gouging.
5150monkeylove - January 9, 2011, 9:51 pm
@eben, I have dealt with many a Marine in my time... #1, look at the date of the comment prior to yours. (definitely not proving your case here) #2, Marines, the grunts anyways, are there to do the job, not think about it. That is the joke.
autumnspirit - January 9, 2011, 9:44 pm
Wow. What a bunch of punk a**es. This is a great poster. That's it. A great poster. Keep your egos in your pants, and your mouths shut. Read, look and enjoy. 5L's
Eben Osgood - January 9, 2011, 7:21 pm
You make fun of Marines but when the day comes when you need us you come crying like a b****. And how can you mock something you know nothing about? Do you know how many Marines have Masters and Doctoral degrees? And you have done what?
doog - June 10, 2009, 5:26 am
they get ragged on cause they're so f***in stupid
hmm - June 10, 2009, 12:35 am
i dont get why you guys rag on marines like this and then insult them when they ask that you dont.
mess with the best. die like the rest - June 4, 2009, 3:44 pm
you can all die. Marines will f*** you up.
barockeva - January 22, 2009, 4:34 pm
"The man" lacks spelling abilities.
The man - January 3, 2009, 12:48 am
I dont care i your American or not where ever youre from the Marines have probly saved your countries a** or blown your countries a** up so dont rag on them just cause douche bag a** country cant fight worth ****
wow - December 16, 2008, 8:00 pm
you guys are a bunch of ****s.... most of these comments are from some emo ja****ses who only know combat from SOCOM on PS2, between pot smoking breaks and cutting their wrists. I really hope you time comes when your a** is in trouble, and then I bet you
barockeva - November 25, 2008, 12:54 am
The marines, when you dont have any practical life skills.
Overlord Douchebag - October 15, 2008, 3:41 pm
Have fun being body-bag meat, then, mister "OORAH". Defending something will only make more people want to attack it. f***ing moron.
00RAH - October 15, 2008, 3:40 pm
Once again from a Marine "f*** YOU" you are probably just some lil b**** who lives at home with mom and dad so f*** YOU
OORAH - October 15, 2008, 3:38 pm
I'm in the Marines and i'm saying f*** YOU...... not for trying to make fun of this kid but for trying to rag on the Marines. So your not American then what makes you think you can rag on Marines? Have you ever met one? Are you in any form or Armed Servic
David - September 8, 2008, 10:38 pm
I am in the Armed Services...this is my nephe...and he is as proud as any marine I know
ME@oh.my - August 28, 2008, 11:14 am
Uh... I'm not American...
MitchY - August 14, 2008, 12:36 pm
wouw...you just insulted the ones who give there lives to save your a** -_- show some respect because this is lame

SINESTRO - What the f*ck were the Guardians thinking giving a power ring to someone named SINESTRO!


TAGS: corpsman medic military tattoo dedicated
Rating: 4.08/5

More motifakes by MPsniper

Anonymous2 - October 19, 2010, 2:04 pm
I'm thinking of a similar medical tattoo, but on my chest. "Dear coroner, please try CPR one last time, please."
raiben - October 18, 2010, 11:05 pm
that is a really good idea.. lolz 5ls from me


TAGS: grey scorpion priorities
Rating: 4.96/5

More motifakes by Airman

Budog - December 11, 2010, 6:34 pm
Sounds like my family, except most of the wives hunt too...
CANADA - November 18, 2010, 4:49 pm
Very nice!
GreyScorpion - November 18, 2010, 2:07 pm
my deer camp posters, 74082 & 78255
GreyScorpion - November 18, 2010, 1:23 pm
HAHAHA!! she shouldn't still be mad should she? I mean it has been 3 days for her to cool down....5L!!

MUSIC - A beautiful representation of human life.

TAGS: cannibal corpse butchered at birth death metal chris barnes
Rating: 2.42/5

More motifakes by VinceVicious

Alec - March 7, 2009, 8:24 pm
i spotted a albino baby LOL


TAGS: life time politic corporation control mind power future new slave
Rating: 3.58/5

More motifakes by giulio

Treehodger - February 4, 2010, 4:11 pm
Should I ever make the mistake of getting married, I am wearing that on the day. 5 lynched lions.


TAGS: freedom vote corporations your mom
Rating: 4.48/5

More motifakes by Reality Lord

Sho - July 4, 2012, 1:52 am
Still wondering how you do it. 5L
Reality Lord - July 3, 2012, 12:17 pm

plutonomy vs democracy. will the republic survive?
SteveFurlong - July 2, 2012, 9:20 pm
Gah. Thanks for demotivating the crap right out of me. -sigh- Back to work tomorrow to pay for my wife's d*** dream house.
Derek - November 17, 2010, 3:40 pm
[We're silent, because we've not any choice]


TAGS: corporation
Rating: 4.82/5

More motifakes by BobbEdwards

BobbEdwards - April 12, 2013, 1:43 am
Yeah, Bierce rocks!
EmilioDumphque - April 12, 2013, 1:14 am
Ambrose nails it again!

STEALTH NINJA - There are 4 Ninja in this picture. See if you can spot th... ...Nevermind

TAGS: ninja turtle scorpion mortal kombat naruto beverly hills farley stealth
Rating: 2.95/5

More motifakes by motiverse

the dude - November 5, 2009, 3:01 am
scorpion for the win!
Sharpeye - July 29, 2009, 8:04 am
The real ninjas are hiden behind the orange suit blond guys.
mallen - July 28, 2009, 7:03 pm
Huru could take everyone else.

WHITEFISH - Wouldn't it be "Blackfish" since he's a Black Lantern now?

TAGS: aquaman aqualad tempest atlantis green lantern black lanterns corps
Rating: 1.71/5

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Sean - July 28, 2009, 10:48 pm
JALFORD Worst Motifaker EVER!



JACOB'S LADDER... - Climb up or under it cause there is no in between in corporate America.

United States Marine Corps -

MARINES - The term "Devil Dog" has never been more appropriate.

GRAMMAR FAIL - It appears that your climb to the top of the corporate ladder is going great!!


TAGS: life time future human nature politic corporation government lobby progress africa america dream
Rating: 3.05/5

More motifakes by giulio

realitysucks - September 16, 2009, 12:59 pm
can you say "out of context"?

GREY SCORPION SAID - you can't take it with you, ain't never seen a trailer hitch on a hearse. Well, now he has.

TAGS: grey scorpion hearse tow
Rating: 4/5

More motifakes by rerun

CANADA - April 7, 2010, 3:15 pm
I want an old hearse, like a 1925-30. It would make a sweet rat rod
forseti - April 7, 2010, 2:24 pm
someone seems to obtained a quantity discount
rerun - April 7, 2010, 2:18 pm

now approved
Faceplant31 - April 7, 2010, 2:17 pm
YAY! Although i cant imagine it being anything bad.
rerun - April 7, 2010, 2:14 pm

Face, I got one cooking in the queue for you.
GreyScorpion - April 7, 2010, 2:11 pm
rerun - April 7, 2010, 2:09 pm

I just read the obit with the pic, clown outfits for the pallbearers
Faceplant31 - April 7, 2010, 2:08 pm
Probably a couple boxes of owned, just for you Grey! 5inyourfaces to you rerun!
rerun - April 7, 2010, 2:07 pm

THAT question will be a greater challenge
GreyScorpion - April 7, 2010, 2:06 pm
SONOVABEACH!! so much for that saying ;( wonder what the hell is in there? 5L

FIRST TO KNOW LAST TO GO - We Will Defend To The Last Breath Our Right To Be Misinformed

TAGS: marine corps marines misinformed usmc
Rating: 3.21/5

More motifakes by chase3597

Feasibly - May 8, 2011, 10:48 pm
No problem chase...it happens. PM a pic to me if you'd like and I'll try to help you. Preferably, not a military or firearm related one though. Those are a little more difficult to do.
chase3597 - May 8, 2011, 9:42 pm
i accidentally messed up the title it is supposed to be first to go last to know
GySgt1811 - May 2, 2011, 9:32 am
Green, I'm not sure there is a point. d*** Nice picture, though!
Greeny - May 1, 2011, 10:02 pm
Who is we? The point of this escapes me.

DEAR CORPORATE AMERICA - Please take the hint.

SCORPIOS & CANDY CORN - Suddenly remembered in late October, but forgotten by early December

TAGS: halloween candy corn scorpio zodiac signs
Rating: 3.22/5

More motifakes by Produceman117

TheWolf - June 11, 2010, 10:12 pm
*sob* I can't beleive you understand me!
agdaniele - November 1, 2009, 7:51 am
Nice angle.


U.S. MARINE CORPS LIGHTNING - We will blow it up one way or another, guaranteed !

TAGS: us marine corps lightning
Rating: 4/5

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Budog - August 5, 2011, 9:54 pm
Semper Fi, Corpsman Up !!!
Verdeckt - August 5, 2011, 8:26 pm
I'm with you Gunny.. Nothing worse than a sticky bomb
GySgt1811 - August 5, 2011, 5:50 pm
Alright, I'll admit it, I'm p***erted; but, it sure looks like that ol' 6-by is about to take the silver "Flying C and B" right in the radiator. Or not. Or maybe it's a trap, or, just,... or. Anyway, the poster mentions the Corps, so it gets 5 IED's.


MARINE'S WITH RPG'S - It's all fun and games until someone loses a limb!!!

TAGS: war cesar marines marine corp rpg s military
Rating: 2.58/5

More motifakes by Samuel

MikeThePosterPoster - August 10, 2009, 11:02 am
And then it's hilarious.

BODY MOVIN' - We be body movin'

TAGS: herse hearse casket coffin death dead body corpse funeral funerary grave yard car cemetary moving transportation beastie boys
Rating: 2.08/5

More motifakes by BrokenEye

forseti - April 1, 2010, 7:47 am
hard to get if you are not an insider. only got it with the 'beastie boys'-tag...

THE MODERATORS GYM - A rare view of Rerun and Grey working out...



THE GREEN MANTIS - To the Grey Scorpion, he is the mortal enemy: for one day, he was caught bangin' his squeeze: Isabella Rossellini.

TAGS: greyscorpion green mantis isabella rossellini
Rating: 3.58/5

More motifakes by TokinFire

GreyScorpion - June 3, 2010, 10:33 am
she still texts me, clingy wench, just like her momma used to. 5L
Faceplant31 - June 2, 2010, 1:43 pm
Good one.

"HEY TANYA... - ...when did your mother take that trip to Jamaica again?"



TAGS: bad breath or stamina scorpion queen record talent
Rating: 4.92/5

More motifakes by 5150monkeylove

agdaniele - October 9, 2010, 12:30 am
With vinegar and sea salt!
Mooooooooooooooooooo - October 9, 2010, 12:29 am
She's gargling....wouldn't you?
5150monkeylove - October 9, 2010, 12:19 am
so is that her O face, or was she happy to be done with you?
GreyScorpion - October 9, 2010, 12:17 am
her humming the star spangled banner had me at attention
5150monkeylove - October 9, 2010, 12:06 am
geez......typo city! I meant how was she?
5150monkeylove - October 9, 2010, 12:05 am
*she not it
5150monkeylove - October 9, 2010, 12:04 am
So how was it Grey?
Reiko - October 8, 2010, 11:13 pm
it looks like she was stung a couple of times,less those holes in the roof of her mouth are from something else
GreyScorpion - October 8, 2010, 10:44 pm
then, I fainted....5L

CIGARETTES - As a kid, we all wanted a pet monkey. Well, now you have one you can wear on your back and you can carry it almost anywhere. Yeah, you're moving up in the world, baby!


TAGS: scorpion demon arachnid hellspawn
Rating: 4.56/5

More motifakes by pickleviper

pickleviper - May 25, 2012, 8:20 pm
Ack, you villain! It has now become my life's goal to test this somehow.
SteveFurlong - May 25, 2012, 8:09 pm
They say that if you drip a few drops of whiskey on a scorpion it will go berserk and sting itself to death. I've never had whiskey and a scorpion at the same time to test it.

ARACHNOPHOBIA - Not just spiders, it applies to scorpions as well... Especially grey ones!

TAGS: not just spiders it applies to scorpions as well
Rating: 4.42/5

More motifakes by Chef

GreyScorpion - June 3, 2010, 10:26 am
usually it cracks
culos - June 3, 2010, 10:23 am
Doesn't your mirror fog up then????
GreyScorpion - June 3, 2010, 10:20 am
I've seen that face before....when I've walked out of the shower :) 5L
deadraisin - June 3, 2010, 7:16 am
You of course are forgetting the often overlooked third arachnoid. TERMITES! Ooh scarier still.


TAGS: greyscorpion chili
Rating: 4.14/5

More motifakes by rerun

GreyScorpion - February 11, 2010, 9:55 pm
just like momma taught me to make!!! 5 peanut b***er sandwiches!!


YO YO HOME BOY - When I get old enough I want to go to Job Corps

TAGS: yo grow up job corps
Rating: 3.55/5

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EVIL CORPORATIONS - Why do they get all the nice motivational posters?


TAGS: grey scorpion dark motivational ronsart
Rating: 2.9/5

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GreyScorpion - November 27, 2009, 10:53 pm
It's likea mini-me!! wouldn't be an avatar without somebody's awesome talent. thank you
ronsart - November 27, 2009, 10:43 pm
just want to see your avatar next to poster...avatar so amesome!
Bartimaeus - November 25, 2009, 6:47 pm
That's cool...as long as his camera can't. 5/5
ronsart - November 25, 2009, 6:12 pm
appreciative of support sir.
GreyScorpion - November 25, 2009, 6:09 pm
I'm honored :) 5 stingers


TAGS: life time politic corporation control mind power
Rating: 2.53/5

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agdaniele - April 20, 2009, 12:27 am
Thanks for spelling it out... I was having difficulty reading the picture.


Cash in the Dark -

TAGS: verizon ge corporations taxes cash
Rating: 5/5

More motifakes by Ism

spacedog - October 21, 2013, 6:56 pm
...tickledown economy... :)
EmilioDumphque - October 21, 2013, 4:03 am
Welfare fraud isn't what most people think!


The Corpse -

TAGS: worst funeral corpse theshivers still have some regrets here
Rating: 4.95/5

More motifakes by Rick69

GaryO - April 23, 2014, 7:26 pm
Saw this early in my morning. Too busy to comment. Ricky, you really should post more…get it a-l-l-l-l-l out. Thanatophilia should not be left only to the mortician. Should it?
Rick69 - April 23, 2014, 6:36 pm
Careful now... Wouldn't want anything bad to happen to you now, would we? Who knows what would happen afterwards...
Oldsod - April 23, 2014, 6:19 pm
Ok...didn't get it 12 hour5 ago...just glad that I wasn't imbibing when I saw it again!


TAGS: corporate headquarters motifake right justsay n
Rating: 4.91/5

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M0rd3kaI - May 30, 2012, 1:52 pm
You called me an antique... you have your 'Abused' status back in full swing. Glad you could look past sarcasm. Pleasure for that, really was one of the better ones that day... Visit the forums if you have time, could use fresh meat like you there. Cheers
Ism - May 27, 2012, 2:20 pm
i knew you werent hating... i was honored you even noticed & commented on my post... infact its was appreciated... us newlings can learn a thing or two from the antiques... (^,~)
M0rd3kaI - May 27, 2012, 7:25 am
Approval I'd guess, Trying to prove that the abused is not as bad as the abuser makes out they are. (Ps, If you think I'm hating......... even that sentence drives me to a facepalm)
Ism - May 26, 2012, 7:21 pm
wow... i got my 1st Hater and its M0rd3kal... why is it that the abused always wants to please their abuser..?
M0rd3kaI - May 26, 2012, 8:35 am
You got it all wrong, the desk is closer to the seat and there is a mini fridge with energy drinks and a coffee pot on top of it... the nerve of newlings these days

Corporate Advancement -

Going with the flow -

TAGS: corporate ladder crap chute waterslide
Rating: 4.87/5

More motifakes by spacedog

MissPriss - March 30, 2014, 7:13 pm
I 5L hate the ones that plug up the chute!
Airman - March 29, 2014, 12:33 pm
as only a dog would know


TAGS: business disability corporate management blind
Rating: 4.82/5

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spacedog - August 31, 2010, 7:04 pm
Cubbybear - August 31, 2010, 10:21 am
5 poodles! You know what's funny to me personally? I know no woman named Carol....LOL!

Anti-Aging -

TAGS: life death corpse anti aging youth
Rating: 4.78/5

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Cannabal - July 7, 2014, 4:36 pm
Surely you know that Heaven doesn't want me and Hell is afraid that I'll take over. ;)
MissPriss - July 5, 2014, 3:45 am
Maybe not the Reaper, but, I'm 5L certain it will be one of the deciding factors as to who gets you...heaven or hell?


TAGS: rerun greyscorpion and agdaniele can even be scarey in drag
Rating: 4.77/5

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5150monkeylove - October 31, 2010, 11:10 pm
Thanks Aggy, I am still debating on robbing other kids tonight. I can always pilfer the fiance's kids stuff, but the look of terror fills my heart with warmth.
ICEMAN - October 31, 2010, 11:04 pm
Dayamn, You boys got some mighty perty mouths. 5 banjos
agdaniele - October 31, 2010, 11:00 pm
happy halloween, 5150
5150monkeylove - October 31, 2010, 10:59 pm
I figured he was the only guy to not care where his "weapon" was pointed. OBTW Happy halloween Elder Mods!
agdaniele - October 31, 2010, 9:39 pm
Reality Lord - October 31, 2010, 9:27 pm

blue my a**. the cats out of the bag. you're the mexican with the 70's moustache...lol
agdaniele - October 31, 2010, 6:25 pm
I told you guys I could pull off blue.

GRANDMA - Digging up your family history one corpse at a time.

PAY CLOSE ATTENTION - there won't be a second one

TAGS: the scorpione family
Rating: 4.64/5

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GreyScorpion - September 27, 2010, 8:17 pm
nice poster, I like it, yous a good guy, go over to Hammy's and have a beer on me, some day, maybe I can return the favor, 5L
agdaniele - September 27, 2010, 8:11 pm
5150monkeylove - September 27, 2010, 8:08 pm
well spoken. 5 little hitmen
Hawamleh - September 27, 2010, 8:02 pm
5ls, This Hits Straight at "home" Lets Say.

Corporation -

YOUR SHIP - Finally came in, but got tired of waiting for you.

TAGS: thanks scorp i got it
Rating: 4.5/5

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440wakeup - September 16, 2010, 5:45 pm
....while you ignored the alarm, jerked off

corporate managers -

TAGS: corporate managers retail sales white glove take three lol
Rating: 4.4/5

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thecrotchetyoldcynic - October 30, 2013, 2:01 am
Thank you, Igvernon. Glad you like it. I've worked way too long in retail as you can tell.
lgvernon - October 29, 2013, 12:10 pm

Good one, Cynic!~~5L

GREY SCORPION - Had an upgrade since his promotion to moderator. Hand him the banhammer and he'll be stronger than God.

TAGS: grey scorpion moderator upgrade banhammer
Rating: 4.36/5

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GreyScorpion - June 2, 2010, 10:56 am
ohhh!! I like my HAWT new look. Chick's be diggin' me now...how can they resist my multi attachment(with variable speeds) stinger now? very nice!! 5L
PhxDebbie - June 2, 2010, 8:47 am
5L's I want one of those for a hood ornament hahahaha
Anything - June 2, 2010, 12:50 am
Grey scorpion is red.

Micromanaging -


TAGS: claire moooo aggy faceplant greyscorpion
Rating: 4.28/5

More motifakes by Reality Lord

Hawamleh - December 27, 2010, 8:37 am
theres always someone with a worse story ...
Reality Lord - December 27, 2010, 5:50 am

...you fapped to aggy talking to Mooo?.....man i thought i was sick!
Hawamleh - December 26, 2010, 4:39 pm
Goddammit man I was doing a no-fap December, and then this came along... FFS
5150monkeylove - December 26, 2010, 2:44 am
Friggin Awesome!
Claire - December 25, 2010, 10:42 pm
HAHA! I lol'd so hard.
ICEMAN - December 25, 2010, 9:36 pm
Oh sure, let in the unwashed masses why don't ya'.

GREYSCORPION - MODERATOR - Eat all of your veggies and you too can someday become a Mod

THE SAGA - begins

TAGS: agdaniele family scorpione family rerun in miami
Rating: 4.21/5

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Reality Lord - September 27, 2010, 8:21 pm

so good it scares me airman.
5150monkeylove - September 27, 2010, 8:09 pm
start on page 1 of hammy place in the threads.
Zealot - September 27, 2010, 8:08 pm
did i miss something?

Corporate Fat Cats -

TAGS: corporate fat cats customers employees
Rating: 4.2/5

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thecrotchetyoldcynic - May 19, 2013, 12:38 am
Good job.
CloudchaserS - May 18, 2013, 11:57 pm
I wouldn't worry about pe-cahn, pe-can, I'd just make pie


TAGS: grey scorpion old dude man aged to perfection like your beard mofo flame way
Rating: 4.08/5

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Bartimaeus - June 2, 2010, 12:57 pm
I'm not saying your old...just experienced. In truth, you're as young as a surgeon can make you feel. Ask Joan Rivers. By the way, just for the record, the typos in the first word balloon were intended...just not consistent.
GreyScorpion - June 2, 2010, 10:58 am
I'm not old!! just some of the parts are slightly aged.....and moderately wrinkled. 5L

GREYBONE CD - Grey Scorpion and Bone CD Seperated at Birth By Dr. Karl Lagerfield

TAGS: grey scorpion bone cd
Rating: 4/5

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GreyScorpion - January 29, 2010, 12:44 pm
he always did like you best, Bone. Sending you those nice suits and fragrences for your birthday, and at Christmas. All I got was a copy of some diet book.
BoneCD - January 28, 2010, 8:35 pm
Ahhh Dr. Karl Lagerfield, we shall never forget him eh Grey..

Life begins at incorporation -


TAGS: grey scorpion moderator
Rating: 3.9/5

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redhdsrbst - May 5, 2010, 11:06 pm
ok .. who squashed the mod :@

THE FALL COLLECTION - Only in finer stores

TAGS: haute scorpion who would have guessed
Rating: 3.85/5

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GreyScorpion - April 8, 2010, 11:26 am
how'd you get one of those?!? they're not due to hit port till June 1. And now everybody knows what they're getting for Christmas!! 5L


TAGS: greyscorpion success talent drugs motivational ronsart
Rating: 3.75/5

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GreyScorpion - February 24, 2010, 2:15 pm
Thank you, Mr Ron. Great poster!! Of course 5L. I owe any and all success to modern living through chemisty,... especially since I can now get those little blue pills from a Canadian Pharmacist at 1/2 price!!

NEWSCORP - New uniform for CEOs and personnel involved in recent 'unpleasantries'.

TAGS: newscorp okami
Rating: 3.61/5

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thecrotchetyoldcynic - October 9, 2013, 11:00 am
Nice! I wonder if this would - or should - include Goldman Sachs, lol
Verdeckt - July 20, 2011, 7:30 am
In the words of Billy Connolly, Let's shoot the f**kers, then cut their balls off.. NO!.. Lets cut their balls off FIRST!

SECRETS - GreyScorpion keeps them well hidden From the Family Album - 2008

TAGS: scorpion
Rating: 3.5/5

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rerun - January 11, 2010, 2:38 pm

remain calm, don't be crude, restraining myself....
GreyScorpion - January 11, 2010, 2:36 pm
red on the head like a ***k on a dog
rerun - January 11, 2010, 2:33 pm

figured you for a "red" on the color wheel.
GreyScorpion - January 11, 2010, 2:32 pm
Hey!! WTF? you ph**oshopped in a different hair and eye shadow!!! the one Mom has on the mantle has it green. 5L


TAGS: grey scorpion
Rating: 3.33/5

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Kung-Fu Devil - June 2, 2010, 12:02 pm
I've been telling you for months not to trust her, but noooooo...
thatonechick - June 2, 2010, 11:48 am
You said hangy downy things...
GreyScorpion - June 2, 2010, 11:41 am
yeah, that was nice...a PAIR of shoes. a PAIR? I got 6 freakin' legs!! what the hell am I going to do with a PAIR of shoes? wear them on the back for traction? And those bands go on my pinchers? why did you have them put on my hangy downy things?
thatonechick - June 2, 2010, 11:33 am
What? I bought you a new pair of shoes, and some rubber bands for those pincers.
GreyScorpion - June 2, 2010, 11:24 am
I'm still angry for not getting paid yet for that acting gig. That's the last time I let TOC negioiate my contract. I see she's sportin' a new pair of Hammers under that leather vest....5L

DEEP SPACE - Exploring Galaxies, Newest Dark Ages Are Coming

TAGS: life time future space exploration corporation alien dark age
Rating: 3.07/5

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Derek - July 23, 2009, 11:20 pm
Because of the aliens on the shuttle?


TAGS: perpetually smiling corporate zombies
Rating: 3/5

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agdaniele - June 1, 2009, 11:21 pm
Praise, cont'd.

SCORPION - He knows he's in for a bad night when he spots Beetlejuice with a pint of cider.



TAGS: life time future green technology tesla ev safe politic corporation
Rating: 2.69/5

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knowitall - August 12, 2009, 3:53 pm
ticker-der (you took my job!)
Derek - August 12, 2009, 5:34 am
Double glazing, solar water heating, ph**o-voltaics, LED lighting, passivhaus design, wind turbines etc are all just make-work schemes aren't they?


TAGS: big banks trust bilk money dollars fail corporate bailout
Rating: 2.67/5

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Chris Sutherland - October 2, 2010, 12:09 am
c...c...c...c...combo breaker!!!! oh wait..................... b...b...b...b...bull


THE IRS IS NOW HIRING - The first graduating class of IRS Health Corps.


TAGS: comic books venom daken scorpion wolverine
Rating: 2.17/5

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Zed - February 11, 2010, 1:26 am
For those who don't know, Daken, the Wolverine wannabe pictured there, is bi***ual, on top of being Wolverine's son.
ekiM - February 11, 2010, 12:43 am
at least you get it dude. i was also going to write it as HOMO SUPERIOR or just plain a** homo but again how many pepole would get it
Jericho - February 10, 2010, 1:10 pm
I Get It...What, Im The Only One?


TAGS: manson fiance corpse ironic humor
Rating: 5/5

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theyuk - February 13, 2015, 7:02 pm
You are an evil, evil, evil, evil, clever person. Thank you for hitting that one out of the park.


TAGS: victory sign funeral corpse casket
Rating: 5/5

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ScorpioSeven - March 19, 2016, 2:01 pm
Appreciate the vote up! Thanks!
ScorpioSeven - March 19, 2016, 2:01 pm
Either way, it's all his. Thanks for the welcome!
concern3 - March 19, 2016, 1:57 pm
An unbelievable pic. Up yours
mizzdizz - March 19, 2016, 10:35 am
Not sure if that's 'peace' or 'victory' that he's signing there---chuckle, chuckle---welcome, Scorp!

Frozen in Time -

TAGS: pzy frozen time corpses everest
Rating: 5/5

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Greeny - August 3, 2015, 7:32 am
Wrong kind of stiffy - 5L
Oldsod - August 3, 2015, 7:11 am
That's just cold, man. 5L.

Reliance -

TAGS: july eleventh calendar cars volvo reliance corpse
Rating: 5/5

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JesusWept - July 12, 2017, 9:28 am
Thanks for the vote(s)
concern3 - July 12, 2017, 2:59 am
Scary good, UP yours

Smile -

Upward Mobility -

Adventure -

TAGS: whitewater rafting corporate office spreadsheets
Rating: 4.8/5

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Rick69 - February 22, 2016, 3:17 pm
Great presentation as always... Found it a bit difficult to understand the premise. But, then again, I'm a full-time student!

What I will look like -

TAGS: ritting corps
Rating: 4.75/5

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Swampfox - June 15, 2015, 1:12 am
This is in response to the Facebook thing going around.
mizzdizz - June 14, 2015, 11:39 pm
...or if the drought continues here as the politicians predict, I'll look like that in about 3 yrs.! LOL! Good one, Swampy! 5L!
Oldsod - June 14, 2015, 8:04 pm
...what I feel like at the moment...


TAGS: united states marine corps birthday semper fidelis the few the proud usmc leathernecks devil dogs
Rating: 4.72/5

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Thedge - November 15, 2014, 1:24 pm
Ahh, the green wienie. FTA ! All the way ! That thing poked me more than once. Thought it was too busy to also cause grief for the jarheads. My bad.
mizzdizz - November 11, 2014, 7:22 am
My a** Rides In Navy Equiptment! Thanks for serving Jarhead! Much love and a hug from this disabled NAVY vet! Once a year the Corpse has balls! The squids are too busy swabbing the deck to get dressed up and strut! LOL! Job well done, jarhead! SemperFi!
Greeny - November 10, 2014, 6:55 pm
yes, but let us not forget that big green weenie


TAGS: marines marinecorps usa usmc
Rating: 4.27/5

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OSA - April 7, 2015, 11:25 pm
Couple of interesting concepts: 1. A supposedly all-powerful being needs a bodyguard,2. From whom does he need to be guarded?

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